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sailing the Windward Passage for anal sex
spearing the chocolate starfish for anal sex
firing the flesh musket for ejaculation
Mr Pokey for penis
Purple-pointed people poker for penis
The Amish call him "One Eyed Jonah" for penis
Camel toe for vagina
fur burger for vagina
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Velvet Stink Trench for vagina